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A Turd Blossom Bouquet, Part II: Say “F@$# It, I’ll Just Buy This One” to the Dress

As I mentioned in the first post of this series, my chief goal in wedding planning was to get the best deal. Bargain hunting is an art, not a science; in our interdisciplinary household, it is a task that falls … Continue reading

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A Turd Blossom Bouquet, Part I: Feeding Frenzy

It’s been about nine months since Dr. Unexploited and I got married. (On a semi-related note, everyone we know is having a baby right about now. We didn’t have a shotgun wedding; we had an AK-47 wedding.) I haven’t written … Continue reading

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